• Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

sailorsenketsu said: We should totes do it! I need to cry about Agents of Shield IRL. Someone needs to understand my painnnnn

Ugh I’m three episodes behind because I haven’t seen Cap2 yet (going this weekend) but I basically want to start the thing because of AoS and GoT….and probably any other show that can be abbreviated

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

womensweardaily:

Revolve Taps Iggy Azalea for Summer Campaign

Starting officially May 14, the Australian hip-hop artist will be the face of Revolve’s summer campaign and be featured extensively in its content, including on a section called Spotlight.  For More

You know, I happily tend to forget that I work and live in a fairly Republican, bordering on Tea Party environment.

Except for the fact that Fox News is on all day in our breakroom. And seeing a co-worker post one of those E-Cards from a Tea Party FB page, complaining that his tax money is going towards people who don’t work as hard as you…(and two other co-workers have liked it)

sailorsenketsu answered: …we should make the thing. LET US MAKE THE THING.

WE SHALL DO THE THING

  • me: i don't want to have kids
  • every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
"HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist."
destielkills:

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

destielkills:

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

(Source: funnybutt)

I need a thing that’s a book club, but instead of reading books we watch TV shows. And do all the things that book clubs do, but with TV shows. So essentially what I do when I live blog, but in the physical presence of people (though the ability to edit/look things up is great).

Do those things exist?

did-you-kno:

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Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was Robin Sparkles’ “Sandcastles in the Sand?”

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

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I’m crying brb

gameoflulz:

Game of Thrones S04E02

(Source: dmolech)